Sunday, August 31, 2008

10 Reasons How To Know If Your A Redneck !!

Ok so the blog title basically sums it out !! So if you happen to do one of the following below , well you might just be a redneck !! Don't worry , I think I do one of the following so don't get mad and think im racist , ok , ok !!!

1 You talk country - Well , sometimes I do this so yeah !!

2 You wear a black braw with a white t - shirt !! (this just came to mind !!)

3 You go for Auburn !! j/k !!

4 You chew tobacca (my unkle does this , and hes as redneck as you can get !!)

5 You have to chew gum to cover up your whisky breath

6 You watch Nascar (No offence to some of my friends that do , I just really dont understand the whole concept of a whole bunch of expensive cars gettin torn up just to make a left turn !! I MEAN SERIOUSLY !!!

7 You go to walmart and buy a case of beer for nascar or a football game

8 You have alot of cars in your yard (This means more than 3 !!)

9 You eat spaghetti (more like sketti) with your hands !! ( The sketti is from my uncle , read #4 and youll understand !!)

10 You cant spell or your a grown man and you write with a crayon !!

Well If you get offended , just comment and let out your anger !!

1 comment:

AMANDA said...

i am soooo offended...lol.....